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Anti-TwistedSpar Spray! The drop-'im-to-his-knees-and-cry-for-his-momma kind! :punk: Yeah, baby!

 

any spray you can think of is actually an attractant, not a repellent....that poison you've been slathering on in the mornings just drives me wild with reckless abandon.....oooh baby baby :punk: :punk:

 

if there are any US airlines still functioning and turning a profit, I'm booking one first class one way airfare to colorado to come move in with you. wear something frilly and black for my arrival please :shock:

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I wouldn't be surprised if folks heard me laughing just now from the northern-most spot of the NWT to the southern-most tip of the Florida Keys! :lol: Sabre Red in my left thigh-high, X26C in my right; I am ready! IF you can get through DIA's security in full-body armoUr (which you will undoubtedly need), I'd rather get a charge (pun intended) out of seeing what a taser does to one shrouded in conductive material. :up:

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I wouldn't be surprised if folks heard me laughing just now from the northern-most spot of the NWT to the southern-most tip of the Florida Keys! :lol: Sabre Red in my left thigh-high, X26C in my right; I am ready! IF you can get through DIA's security in full-body armoUr (which you will undoubtedly need), I'd rather get a charge (pun intended) out of seeing what a taser does to one shrouded in conductive material. :up:

 

there's a rule regarding that. Skidz, don your moderator hero outfit and ban this hostile member :rolleyes:

 

"Threatening Posters. Users who make physical threats against staff or members via forum posts, private messages or e-mail will be immediately banned from the forums. Posters who receive such threats should immediately contact a staff member and should save the original copy of the threat."

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A-ha! A chicken (bak, bak, bak, bak!) AND a tattle-tale (whaaaaaa!) no less!

 

It wasn't a threat, BTW...'twas a promise. :blur: Yeehaw!

 

And if I get banned over a promise, TS...it'll be worth every word said thus far for the past 3.5 years and EVEN those thoughts left unsaid due to their unsuitable nature for print! Giddyup! post-824-1210274370_thumb.gif post-824-1210274402_thumb.gif post-824-1210274436_thumb.gif

 

You go away now. TQN bored. post-824-1210274490_thumb.gif

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A-ha! A chicken (bak, bak, bak, bak!) AND a tattle-tale (whaaaaaa!) no less!

 

It wasn't a threat, BTW...'twas a promise. :blur: Yeehaw!

 

And if I get banned over a promise, TS...it'll be worth every word said thus far for the past 3.5 years and EVEN those thoughts left unsaid due to their unsuitable nature for print! Giddyup! post-824-1210274370_thumb.gif post-824-1210274402_thumb.gif post-824-1210274436_thumb.gif

 

You go away now. TQN bored. post-824-1210274490_thumb.gif

 

Nice Butt!!

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if there are any US airlines still functioning and turning a profit, I'm booking one first class one way airfare to colorado to come move in with you. wear something frilly and black for my arrival please :shock:

 

That's the threat. TQN should protect herself from any such thing. :punk:

 

the Duke

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A-ha! A chicken (bak, bak, bak, bak!) AND a tattle-tale (whaaaaaa!) no less!

 

It wasn't a threat, BTW...'twas a promise. :blur: Yeehaw!

 

And if I get banned over a promise, TS...it'll be worth every word said thus far for the past 3.5 years and EVEN those thoughts left unsaid due to their unsuitable nature for print! Giddyup! post-824-1210274370_thumb.gif post-824-1210274402_thumb.gif post-824-1210274436_thumb.gif

 

You go away now. TQN bored. post-824-1210274490_thumb.gif

 

you're one of the chosen ones that belongs to the club, they'll never ban you.

you could stab Mike to death on a seedy street corner in Colorado and you'd get promoted to Chief Hall Monitor :shock:

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Thank you, Dr. Solomon. You think?! :blink:

 

Don't know Mr. Reyno nor would I ever entertain such thought, under any circumstances. Colorado and "seedy street corners" don't belong in the same sentence (pffft!). If by "she knows she wants it" you mean "she'd love to do the honor of sealing your mouth shut with duct tape and reinforcing it with a staple gun just to be safe," yeah, baby...I want it REAL BAD. :eye: I am apparently only "chosen" by you (wow, lucky me!) for whatever reason, I do not know nor do I care. Go ahead, Make My Day. :rolleyes:

 

Pilot's Tool Kit: Duct tape and a staple gun. Don't leave home without 'em! :punk:

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