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Merry Christmas and have a great 2010 everyone!


Season's greetings...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, spiritually enlightening*, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great**, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, gender, physical or mental ability, religious faith or choice not to participate in any religion, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

*if you choose to believe in spiritual or religious matters

**not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country


(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)


...Or just Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for the New Year!


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**not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country


Aren't Canadians God's frozen people? :)




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