Guest Bullet Remington Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 I stole this from another site: I thought it was funny! Working in the aviation industry: 1. We work in weird shifts... Like prostitutes 2. They pay you to make the client happy... Like a prostitute 3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Like a prostitute 4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Like a prostitute 5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Like a prostitute 6.When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed..... Like a prostitute 7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from ****... Like a prostitute 8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Like a prostitute 9. When people ask you about your Job, you have difficulties to explain it... Like a prostitute 10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS"..... Like a prostitute REMARKS The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zazu Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 BR, I always said I was a hooker for hire to my clients....with a straight face of course. Go out, have fun, get paid, do what they want, and don't get hurt. Jokes aside, hookers in general live a pretty crappy life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helicopterjim Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Fly with Hooker Helicopters - where the customer always "comes" first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zazu Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 Is that still the name on your Business Cheques Jim? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helicopterjim Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 Is that still the name on your Business Cheques Jim? LOL! Shhhh. Someone might catch on .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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