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Guest Bullet Remington

I stole this from another site:


I thought it was funny!




Working in the aviation industry:




1. We work in weird shifts... Like prostitutes




2. They pay you to make the client happy... Like a prostitute




3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Like a prostitute




4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Like a prostitute




5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Like a prostitute




6.When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed..... Like a prostitute




7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from ****... Like a prostitute




8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Like a prostitute




9. When people ask you about your Job, you have difficulties to explain it... Like a prostitute




10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS"..... Like a prostitute



REMARKS The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!

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