Sounds About Right!Lol Lol

[Guest Bullet Remington]

I stole this from another site:

 

I thought it was funny!

 

 

 

Working in the aviation industry:

 

 

 

1. We work in weird shifts... Like prostitutes

 

 

 

2. They pay you to make the client happy... Like a prostitute

 

 

 

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Like a prostitute

 

 

 

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Like a prostitute

 

 

 

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Like a prostitute

 

 

 

6.When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed..... Like a prostitute

 

 

 

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from ****... Like a prostitute

 

 

 

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Like a prostitute

 

 

 

9. When people ask you about your Job, you have difficulties to explain it... Like a prostitute

 

 

 

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS"..... Like a prostitute

 

 

REMARKS The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!

[Zazu]

BR,

 

I always said I was a hooker for hire to my clients....with a straight face of course.

 

Go out, have fun, get paid, do what they want, and don't get hurt.

 

Jokes aside, hookers in general live a pretty crappy life

[helicopterjim]

Fly with Hooker Helicopters - where the customer always "comes" first!

[Zazu]

Is that still the name on your Business Cheques Jim? LOL!

[helicopterjim]

Is that still the name on your Business Cheques Jim? LOL!

 

Shhhh. Someone might catch on ....