G'day

[rotarywing77]

G'day guys

 

I'm new to this group, as UI have only just found it.

Im a fire fighter with Headquarters brigade Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia. We are the Air Support brigade for the district.......I felt a need to explain why I joined..

[GoldMember]

Welcome aboard the crazy train. Keep yer stick on the ice.

[cyclic monkey]

GoldMember, please help me here, are you confused, or am I ???

 

Your name is GoldMember, but your avatar is of Austin Powers.

What's up with that, Goldy???

 

In case you have forgotten what you look like, here is your photo below from my extensive files.

Please right click on it, save it, then post it as your avatar if you wish.

 

Have a banana,

Yours truly CM

[Rosco]

77

 

Welcome to the Assylum dude, have fun

 

Great bunch of guys around here :up:

 

Cheers

 

R

[GoldMember]

cm

 

I'm in disguise, man! You may remember me from a previous engagement: "Hi, I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife, Oprah."

 

And yes, you are confused.

[cap]

#### ----the experts say the average length is 5 1/2 - 6" ". So I think Goldmember is just showing us that he is average.

 

Rotary wing -------welcome aboard and if you take yourself too seriously and/or don't have a sense of humour, please stay away.....and no braggin' about Foster's either because some of us don't need to be convinced.

[4961]

Hey, which way do the rotors spin down under?

[kjw57]

If that's average Cap maybe you should change fishing holes. On the plus side if it is a dipstick just think of all the oil your saving.

[cap]

kjw 57 -------I think you better read that more carefully for 'hidden meanings'. Many 'moons ago' I had many 'fishing holes' , but find it very difficult to push a rope these days, so I'm thinking of giving it up.

[cyclic monkey]

Cap, my esteemed uncle, please help me here, for once again I am a small confused primate.

 

You said "the average length is 5 1/2 - 6" ".

How can an average be a range of measurement ???

Doesn't this mean the average is, in fact, 5 3/4" ????

 

Lately I don't know whether I'm coming, going, turning left or right. Please help.

Inquiringly yours, Cyclic Flunky