Sisyphus Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Nationalize helicopter service in Canada. It will reduce operating costs drastically. Unionize everybody. Work out a good deal. All workers buy shares and get profit sharing. The price of the stock will go up. Buy all brand new 407s with auto pilots. Change the rules to allow single-pilot, single-engine helicopter GPS IFR. Everybody sponsor ten African children at $100 per year per child. Fire George Bush. Take the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auto Relight Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Nice! I particularly like the part about firing at Bush... I mean firing Bush, my mistake. AR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helidude Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 What do you mean exactly by "nationalize"?? Dido on the Bush comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VERTICAL X Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 I think he means we should all change our names to National. or is it Nationalize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cap Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 1) Nationalize? Nahhhhhh, the government orders me and mine to do too much now as it is.......bad idea! 2) Profit? Comparing the words "Profit" and "Nationalize" is an oxymoron. Pick one or the other, but you cannot have both. 3) No problem with the 407's, but I don't need the 'auto-pilots' because I am one. 4) Most places I have to land are hard enough flying into VFR without some idiot asking me to do it on instruments. 5) Good idea about sponsoring the African children.......as soon as we sponsor the Canadian children who don't know where their next meal is coming from either. Kids in Africa don't have to wear proper clothing for -20C temps....Canadian kids do......and some are without. 6) Fire George Bush? ......ok....and replace him with who? Kerry maybe?......nahhhh....he can't even decide what door to choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidz Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 Hey ! I have an idea: Rather than sponsor African kids, why doesn't every ol' timer sponsor a low timer like me ? **** I'll even call you "Dad" if you like. Send you a picture every month, etc. :up: :up: :up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cap Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 skidz ----that's not a bad idea, but I still got a 'low-timer' living under my roof that I'm "sponsoring" already. You'll have to wait along with the kids in Africa. No hard feelings ok......I just feel that I/we should look after our own first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bullet Remington Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 Cap: That's a big ROG on that! Soon as someone sponsers my "lowtimer" I'll do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cap Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 BR ------ I't's just "pay-back time" for me, that's all. I remember being sponsored by someone too that I used to say to..."Hey dad, got a 20 you can loan me for the night?" Only NOW I find out that I should have said..."hey dad would you sponsor me for the night with a $20 donation?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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