Overhaul Shop Manager

[Biggles]

Hey BR!  You fogot to mention the that the Big M also has a stunning better half! 

 

No, that ain''t me though I''ve known the "m''s" forever.  Very close, actually the shop is 10 mins away, we don''t do C20''s, just the stuff that goes with them.  Betchya we do know each other just cuz we obviously know the M''s!

 

[Guest Bullet Remington]

Biggsie:

 

Jasus bye. Never had the pleasure of meeting big M''s Missus.

 

Know little m, that poor boy''s foolisher than a one armed tag team wrestler with the one good arm pinned to the floor.

 

Haven''t been down that way since Billy Bishop was an air cadet. Have no idea how they are doin or what. Nor anybody else in La Belle Place.

 

Last time I was that way, my office was down on Younge Street. I didn''t stay long, wasn''t my favorite company, what with the ex-mil general trying to run it like he was still in.

 

Good possibility that we nose each udder. But Jasus bye, I''m at that age where I ferget what I fergot. And what I don''t I be danged if I can remember!!

[Biggles]

Yer too funny bye, ya sound like an heasterner, trying to git me all confused aye!   Heck, that puts me at that similar age as yerself!  Can''t quite remember what I''s fergot either! 

[Guest Bullet Remington]

Hees? Yah. Course! Dere hanny wear helse? Confused? Me Well yah - trurdy years of bending wreches does dat to ya by!

 

tell ya da truet, been scratchin my head and udder parts all nite. I can't mind ye at all.

 

Don't tink I got any snaps of ya!

[Biggles]

OK Mr Bullet, let''s say we speak plain henglish, cuz I can barely read watchya writin bye!

  Ya''ll kin check yers PMs

[Guest Bullet Remington]

OK Biggles, here''s the translation for ya:

 

East? Yeah, of course! There anywhere else? Confused? Me? Well Yeah! Thirty years of bending wrenches does that to you, boy!

 

To tell you the truth, I spent some time scratching my head and other body parts all evening! I don''t seem to recall meeting anybody with the qualifications and experience that matches yours. I just don''t remember you!

 

I do believe I have no photos of you, neither mentally nor actual!

 

How''s that? Clear as mud?

 

Check your PM''s as well.

[Biggles]

You''re too funny there Mr BR (I was kidding of course), actually got all you said, was just trying to figure you out!  Wanted to see how you''s sounded in normal (?) talk.

 

[Louie]

Hey Biggles

ol BM ,er, I mean BR is a displaced Newfie, kinda like meself, but his Newfinese reads like a hair lipped Klingon!!

 

work in yul..no tanks bin dere done dat! The "V" bar bring''s back bad drunkin headache memories...Magrease got the right idea though!

[Biggles]

Ya but Meester Louie, ya never worked with a Biggles did ya ? !! 

[Guest Bullet Remington]

Biggles:

 

I must have been sleeping with my eyes open!!

 

Just got your PM.

 

Check your''s please.

 

BR