407 Driver Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Who cares who's customer. I just hate it when kids say ..."Is my Daddy ever coming home?" I also hate attending wreckages...been there done that 3 times already. Don't need #4 Use your farg'in heads boys ! It's only money! PS If you want a HERO badge, there isn't one issued. Over to you Sofa King...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldMember Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Rules for Dealing With Bad Weather 1. Look outside. 2. Realize that weather is crappy. 3. Make loud whistle sound to express amazement at how crappy it is. 4. Call customer and repeat loud whistle sound as above. 5. Re-book flight for sunny day in June. 6. Go home. 7. Open fridge and retrieve beer. 8. Plonk arse on couch. 9. Consume many beers. 10. Make drunken posts on Canadian Aviation's forum. Note: Any alcoholic beverage can be used in place of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
407 Driver Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 You Sir, have a good attitude You'll retire an old man...like CAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldMember Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 I'll just leave that one alone... I like cap too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cap Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 RETIRE????? ....when my BP "climbs up" from 106/70 to 130/80. Anyone care to match numbers? As far as "Joe Dynamic...'hero of the bush/mountains'" goes......I've "retired" from that.....ran outta horseshoes. 407D.......you and I go back a lonngggggg way, so maybe you'll listen better than Gold Member did.......KEEP YOUR ROTTEN, STINKING WEATHER OUT THERE!....and "NO", misery does not like company. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
407 Driver Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Well said CAP, A guy's gotta know when the horseshoe pile gets depleted. No need to use them last few shoes when you don't have to. What's that old TC saying...? Something like.. A superior pilot uses his superior judgement to stay out of situations that may require the use of his superior skill? OH, and It's not me personally sending you this weather, It's the Province of BC and the Sunny State of Hawaii, but I'd hazard a guess that you guys will get it soon. You'd best be looking for a good waterproof Parka, an umbrella and a boat. Nasty storm, -30 C on Saturday, then 50 cm + of snow, then 3 days of rain. Add 500 or more Semi's (some guessed at over 1,000?) to a small town and you've got a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4961 Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Rules for Dealing With Bad Weather 1. Look outside. 2. Realize that weather is crappy. 3. Make loud whistle sound to express amazement at how crappy it is. 4. Call customer and repeat loud whistle sound as above. 5. Re-book flight for sunny day in June. 6. Go home. 7. Open fridge and retrieve beer. 8. Plonk arse on couch. 9. Consume many beers. 10. Make drunken posts on Canadian Aviation's forum. Note: Any alcoholic beverage can be used in place of beer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That got some good laughs at the lodge. I'm going for a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STICKJIGGLER Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Bang on Goldmember My wife liked your weather rules post so much she actually stuck it to the fridge. Jiggler :up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
407 Driver Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 That's funny Jiggler, 'cause I know your wife doesn't KNOW where the fridge is !! (run and hide ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STICKJIGGLER Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 407Driver, we're gonna miss you buddy. I didn't mean to rat you out, but all of a sudden she is planning on some Biathalon training at the airport today. It's only a .22 cal. So best of luck with that. Be afraid, be very afraid (her words not mine) As for the rest of us, we'll try to remember to drink a toast to you at your wake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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