412driver Posted April 17, 2003 Report Share Posted April 17, 2003 the motion picture thread started going off on this tangent so i figured i would start it fresh. so, what is the worst or best helicopter "pick-up" line you''ve ever heard? here''s mine: when i was still in flight school we had an instructor who had an old leather folder with an expired helicopter license in it. he would "drop" it on the dance floor at a club and wait for the DJ to call over the sound system: "al *****, your commercial helicopter license has been turned into the DJ booth". then he would strut up there and pick it up... man, it was embarrassing........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecuMajor Posted April 18, 2003 Report Share Posted April 18, 2003 I like it, it''s got style. Personally, I prefer the tried and true head-on approach. "Hey sweetheart, I''m a helicopter pilot. How do you like me so far?" I wait with bated breath for the wise and all-seeing 204B Driver to share with us his years of accumulated knowledge on this particular subject. BAM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted April 18, 2003 Report Share Posted April 18, 2003 No beating around the bush huh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heli Ops Posted April 18, 2003 Report Share Posted April 18, 2003 The best one is walk up to a gorgeous looking gal and say....... If she says no then follow up with.... (edited by Skywrench - please keep it clean guys!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTD Posted April 18, 2003 Report Share Posted April 18, 2003 My favourite is: "Hi, my name is RDM, and as soon as I''m tall enough, I''d like to...." Actually, I never found the need for pick-up lines myself. Usually, the girls would use them on me After all, they''re only human right?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VERTICAL REF Posted April 18, 2003 Report Share Posted April 18, 2003 if you need a helicopter to get laid, then it just defines how ugly you really are! should have invested 40k in plastic surgery instead of a flight school. "hi, i''m ron jeremy''s younger brother...hedge hog junior!" try that one, see how it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
204B Driver Posted April 19, 2003 Report Share Posted April 19, 2003 412Driver&DecuMajor That pickup line works how do you think I met and married such a pertty woman and you both know her. DecuMajor you must be using that line over there and it must be working. Keep up the good work. Talk to you boys later. 204B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecuMajor Posted April 19, 2003 Report Share Posted April 19, 2003 Hey 204B Dude, me got a hunch you didn''t score such a goregous gal using any helidriver pickup line, she''s way too smart for that!!! Now I know what my problem is out here, been using those dang ski lodge pick-up lines. Trouble is, there ain''t a ski lodge within 5000 miles of here, well not a real lodge anyways. Hmmm, time to change tactics. Any advice??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
204B Driver Posted April 19, 2003 Report Share Posted April 19, 2003 DecuMajor All and say just tell them that you are a race car driver scuba diver helicopter driver all round nice guy. That should work and let your hair grow too. Lots of Luck Amigo you will need it. Ha Ha Ha Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
412driver Posted April 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2003 ok....now that i have done my laughin' and have climbed up off the floor........ women know when they are half way through the date when the pilot says: "that's enough about me, let's talk about flying"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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