One Armed

[transquebecniece]

Some "Doctor Translations" for my favorite Picture Primate to keep you "in the know" while you're on the mend.

 

"This should be taken care of right away."

I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it curse itself.

 

"Welllllll, what have we here..."

Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.

 

"We'll see."

First I have to check my malpractice insurance.

 

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."

I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

 

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Since he hasn't the faintest idea of what to do, he is trying to appear thoughtful while hoping the nurse will interrupt. (Proctologist also say this a lot.)

 

"We have some good news and some bad news."

The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you're going to pay for it.

 

"Let's see how it develops."

Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.

 

"Let me schedule you for some tests."

I have a 40% interest in the lab.

 

"I'd like to have my associate look at you."

He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a small fortune.

 

"How are we today?"

I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like ****.

 

"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."

I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.

 

"That's quite a nasty looking wound."

I think I'm going to throw up.

 

"This may smart a little."

Last week two patients bit through their tongues.

 

"I'd like to run some more tests."

I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.

 

"Do you suppose all of this stress could be affecting your nerves?"

He thinks you are crazy and is hoping to find a psychiatrist who will split fees.

 

"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."

I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.

[twinstar_ca]

lol, tqn... :up:

 

but doesn't it worry anyone that they always call the doc's work a practice?? no thanks.. i want someone whose done practicing and knows what the **** they're doing!!! :shock:

[transquebecniece]

Missing the...

[Elvis]

Suicidal monkey.

 

 

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/apetiger.html

[RDM]

Tell me CM never got his arm snagged by a big ***** :up: :up:

[Skidz]

Suicidal monkey.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/apetiger.html

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HA ! Gotcha ! I posted that very vid on this very same thread, just not from the same site... :bleh:

[transquebecniece]

RDM :censored: :bleh:

[RDM]

Well, I was only making reference to the big cats in the clip.........sheeez

[transquebecniece]

Oh, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I gotcha.

[Skidz]

So where is our primate friend ? If he indeed does have a bum arm, he should have lots of time to hang out here now...