Biggles Posted April 28, 2003 Report Share Posted April 28, 2003 MSS, are you coming on to me and all the other dogs? I am not, and I repeat, AM NOT, into wrinkled, old, mummbling, confused, worthless & useless leaders! You ARE a lonely man! (and an ugly one too!) Listen, flattery will get you no where and them useless threats are but that! Its no wonder Kyle hasn't responded, bet he doesn't no where to start! Again, I must re-iterate, I still want you to annoy, insult and humor us! Almost as good as a group hug. Please Kyle, oh pleeeease! Allow this sucker to bash us (just so we can bash him back!!) Ohhhhh, now I've got to get something to bring down my pressure! Jesus! can't believe what's coming out of my mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRanger Posted April 28, 2003 Report Share Posted April 28, 2003 Hey by''s....lookin'' at MS. S''s avatar (()) closely shows signs of somebody gaining weight. My guess is all the laying low and munchin'' on donkey JERKey is paying its toll on him!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortRanger Posted April 28, 2003 Report Share Posted April 28, 2003 MSS, pulled my finger out and found your twin brother, but quickly flung it against the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RotorPilot Posted April 29, 2003 Report Share Posted April 29, 2003 Hi guys MSS is not coming back anytime soon because he is seeking to surrender. Maybe later on if Uncle Sam agrees Saddam's mouthpiece 'seeks surrender' Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf is attempting to surrender to US forces, according to a London-based Arabic newspaper. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2986459.stm US President George W Bush has admitted that he enjoyed Mr Sahhaf's briefings so much that he used to interrupt some of his meetings just to watch him. "He's my man, he was great," he told NBC television in a recent interview. "Somebody accused us of hiring him and putting him there. He was a classic." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.S.S. Posted April 29, 2003 Report Share Posted April 29, 2003 LIES!! All lies! Actually, my aunty is 19 and looks very good in her burkah. I''m not actually hiding as much as, well, regrouping. I am going to drag the drunken junkie nose of ShortRanger through Iraq''s desert, him and his follower dogs Longranger, Elvis and Biggles. Then I will push a Rocket up Rotor Pilot''s....well....burkah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis Posted April 29, 2003 Report Share Posted April 29, 2003 MSS hiding out at Your Aunt''s house what''s the matter? Your mommy disown You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis Posted April 29, 2003 Report Share Posted April 29, 2003 MSS just what and Your 19 year old "aunt" really up to?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannet Posted April 29, 2003 Report Share Posted April 29, 2003 Oh....can''t see clearly....tears rolling down face....Kyle, please let our friend who suffers from terminal optimism stay. Laughs are hard to find, and I can use all I get. MSS, I think my favourite press conference was when you did one from the roof and even though gunfire was audible, and American tanks visible couple of blocks down you insisted that there were no Americans in Baghdad. Nomination for Best Denial of the Obvious. Oscar bound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.S.S. Posted April 30, 2003 Report Share Posted April 30, 2003 We are roasting the stomachs of stupid fat American lying dog singers with stupid haircuts. Gannet. Stupid messy bird. There was no gunfire, it was your cheap TV. Maybe someday when I take over your stupid town, you can loot a better TV. Stupid messy bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.S.S. Posted April 30, 2003 Report Share Posted April 30, 2003 LIES!! That is one of my doubles trying to cash in on my fame. He will soon suffer the same fate as the Elvis hound dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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