Bring MSS Back

[Biggles]

MSS, are you coming on to me and all the other dogs?  I am not, and I repeat, AM NOT,  into wrinkled, old, mummbling, confused, worthless  & useless leaders!  You ARE a lonely man! (and an ugly one too!)  Listen, flattery will get you no where and them useless threats are but that!   Its no wonder Kyle hasn't responded, bet he doesn't no where to start!

 

Again, I must re-iterate, I still want you to annoy, insult and humor us! Almost as good as a group hug.  Please Kyle, oh pleeeease!  Allow this sucker to bash us (just so we can bash him back!!)

Ohhhhh, now I've got to get something to bring down my pressure!  Jesus!  can't believe what's coming out of my mouth!

[LongRanger]

Hey by''s....lookin'' at MS. S''s avatar (()) closely shows signs of somebody gaining weight. My guess is all the laying low and munchin'' on donkey JERKey is paying its toll on him!!

[ShortRanger]

MSS, pulled my finger out and found your twin brother, but quickly flung it against the wall.

[RotorPilot]

Hi guys

 

MSS is not coming back anytime soon because he is seeking to surrender.    

Maybe later on  if Uncle Sam agrees 

 

 

 

Saddam's mouthpiece 'seeks surrender'

Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf is attempting to surrender to US forces, according to a London-based Arabic newspaper.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2986459.stm

 

 

US President George W Bush has admitted that he enjoyed Mr Sahhaf's briefings so much that he used to interrupt some of his meetings just to watch him.

"He's my man, he was great," he told NBC television in a recent interview. "Somebody accused us of hiring him and putting him there. He was a classic."

[M.S.S.]

LIES!! All lies! Actually, my aunty is 19 and looks very good in her burkah. I''m not actually hiding as much as, well, regrouping.

 

I am going to drag the drunken junkie nose of ShortRanger through Iraq''s desert, him and his follower dogs Longranger, Elvis and Biggles. Then I will push a Rocket up Rotor Pilot''s....well....burkah.

[Elvis]

MSS hiding out at Your Aunt''s house what''s the matter? Your mommy disown You.

 

 

[Elvis]

MSS just what and Your 19 year old "aunt" really up to??

 

 

[gannet]

Oh....can''t see clearly....tears rolling down face....Kyle, please let our friend who suffers from terminal optimism stay. Laughs are hard to find, and I can use all I get. MSS, I think my favourite press conference was when you did one from the roof and even though gunfire was audible, and American tanks visible couple of blocks down you insisted that there were no Americans in Baghdad. Nomination for Best Denial of the Obvious. Oscar bound!

[M.S.S.]

We are roasting the stomachs of stupid fat American lying dog singers with stupid haircuts.

 

Gannet. Stupid messy bird. There was no gunfire, it was your cheap TV. Maybe someday when I take over your stupid town, you can loot a better TV. Stupid messy bird. 

[M.S.S.]

LIES!! That is one of my doubles trying to cash in on my fame. He will soon suffer the same fate as the Elvis hound dog.