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an Engineer who can do math

 

Come on, Ryan, someone's gotta double check your numbers in the log book!

[MD500]

an Engineer who can do math

 

Come on, Ryan, someone's gotta double check your numbers in the log book!

 

rgr that and do the correction entry

[sharkbait]

*****'n, whine'n and complain'n are all part of the job. It helps relieve stress and promote a feeling of comradeship with our fellow rejects from society. :up:

 

The machine is a mobil snag collector!

The customer is an idiot!

The Boss is a mouth breath'n moron!

The chief pilot is a twisted maniac with serious ego issues and can't fly half as well as I can on my worst day.

The chief engineer won his license at a bingo game and even now can't recognize a helicopter two out of three times!

The parts and shipping dept is a haven for the bosses idiot cross bred family!

The MOT is made up of former SS monsters.

The weather is crap!

The barmaid has an STD!

The hotel room / trailer / tent ain't fit for pigs!

The food sucks!

The pay won't allow me to live the lifestyle to which my wife would like to become accustomed!

The kids are so stupid they can't be the fruit of my loins!

The only reason the company isn't bankrupt is the money I bring in with my brilliant maintainance / flying!

There is too much / too little flying!

The tours are too long / too short!

Ah well ya can't soar with eagles when yer dealing with turkeys!

Whose round is it?

 

So let's step back and lighten up a whole lot or:

[sorry - less explicit next time]

 

[great poster but for obvious reasons it was removed]

[cap]

:up: :up: :up:

[T55]

like Skidz says............it's for the glory and the chicks.

Like someone said previously........it's for the recognition of upper management

Oh ya.................the BEER!

[PerfectTrack]

hollywood;

 

when do you head out of town on a job? We want to see the babe without all the pilot garb on :up:

[Hollywood]

*****'n, whine'n and complain'n are all part of the job. It helps relieve stress and promote a feeling of comradeship with our fellow rejects from society. :up:

 

The machine is a mobil snag collector!

The customer is an idiot!

The Boss is a mouth breath'n moron!

The chief pilot is a twisted maniac with serious ego issues and can't fly half as well as I can on my worst day.

The chief engineer won his license at a bingo game and even now can't recognize a helicopter two out of three times!

The parts and shipping dept is a haven for the bosses idiot cross bred family!

The MOT is made up of former SS monsters.

The weather is crap!

The barmaid has an STD!

The hotel room / trailer / tent ain't fit for pigs!

The food sucks!

The pay won't allow me to live the lifestyle to which my wife would like to become accustomed!

The kids are so stupid they can't be the fruit of my loins!

The only reason the company isn't bankrupt is the money I bring in with my brilliant maintainance / flying!

There is too much / too little flying!

The tours are too long / too short!

Ah well ya can't soar with eagles when yer dealing with turkeys!

Whose round is it?

 

So let's step back and lighten up a whole lot or:

[sorry - less explicit next time]

 

"how bout a nice big cup of shut the fuk up"

awesome....love that picture....gotta print that one up an hang one in every forestry base i visit this summer...hehe

[sharkbait]

With a deep bow towards the PC squad and deepest regrets to the previously offended:

 

*****'n, whine'n and complain'n are all part of the job. It helps relieve stress and promote a feeling of comradeship with our fellow rejects from society. :up:

 

The machine is a mobil snag collector!

The customer is an idiot!

The Boss is a mouth breath'n moron!

The chief pilot is a twisted maniac with serious ego issues and can't fly half as well as I can on my worst day.

The chief engineer won his license at a bingo game and even now can't recognize a helicopter two out of three times!

The parts and shipping dept is a haven for the boss's idiot cross bred family!

The MOT is made up of former SS monsters.

The weather is crap!

The barmaid has an STD!

The hotel room / trailer / tent ain't fit for pigs!

The food sucks!

The pay won't allow me to live the lifestyle to which my wife would like to become accustomed!

The kids are so stupid they can't be the fruit of my loins!

The only reason the company isn't bankrupt is the money I bring in with my brilliant maintainance / flying!

There is too much / too little flying!

The tours are too long / too short!

The UNION will Destroy / Save us all!

Ah well; ya can't soar with eagles when yer dealing with turkeys!

Whose round is it?

 

So let's step back and lighten up a whole lot or take a Pill

the_pill.bmp

 

If that don't work: :angry: