helihor Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 I thought I would start something on the lighter side of things. I've always had the dream to own my own company, but I kind of figure that the industry in Canada is over saturated with the run of the mill chase the fire types of companies (no offence intended).So I thought I would like to start a company called Helihors, my plan consists of buying a 61 and decking it out with a couple of "private rooms" and a small pub, and as the name describes a few prostitutes, or maybe escorts would be a better word. The 61 would travel to all the remote drilling rigs, seismic jobs, logging, pipeline, etc. Anybody interested. Oh and just incase anyone asks about security, I've thought of asking Chuck "The Iceman" Liddel from the UFC if he might be interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve76 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 HEY! that was my idea... and I've got witnesses to prove it My thoughts involved a bright pink R44, 3 'ladies' and a 2 on, 2 off rotation through the Alberta oil patch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmac Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Already been done, with a stiff wing. During construction of the Dew Line and Mid-Canada Line a well equipped Canso with bubble windows was used extensively for just that purpose. Dew Line sites all had runways. Mid-Canada used lakehead sites and helicopters. Keep the boys happy. Cheers, Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transquebecniece Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Well. Puts a whole new spin on "entrepreneurial spirit." Yeah. Good luck with that, Helihor. (Don: Why am I not surprised? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picapart Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Won't work , nobody takes cash to camps and the patrons who would indulge don't usually have credit cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopperman Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Of course with more women working in the oilpatch and forestry industry you'll have to throw on a couple of "man-whores" onboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD BULL Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 where do i sign up for the man whore position..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenestron Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 old bull....you probably know the "ether bunny" personally. don't offer to be the man whore anyways....you're treading into that grey area where you're asked "do you wanna play the man or woman tonight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HYL Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Old Bull? Have you seen what women look like on the oil patch? Hyl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddle Jumper Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Hey Hey Boy that brings back memories of working in pickle lake years ago. We decided it would be a good idea to open up a strip club / servicing cottage about 20 mins North of Pickle Lake. Only way in would be via helicopter. Just think of all the time I would have been able to put in a logbook if such a place existed. No minimums needed there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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