DecuMajor Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Without a doubt, this is the BEST thread started in quite some time!!!!! Now I'm all "pooped" out!!!! Stay safe kids................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirCon Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Try these..... do it at work.....turn the speakers up...lean over to one side..."cut one" and then nonchalantly say "scuze me!!!" A..... http://www.fugly.com/flash/828/fart-sound-board.html http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board_2.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdoch Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 I almost forgot to ad that you can get someone with "The Phantom" The air contained in foam seating obviously is pushed out when you sit on it, right? Sooo, when you're just getting up out of a seat, you let one go and the foam which is expanding due to a sudden lack of weight on it, will suck your 'essence' into itself. Unsuspecting victim soon comes along and sits on this seat and the 'air' trapped in the foam is now pushed out releasing a pungent aroma... but no one's around. Hence the name: "The Phantom" It works pretty well too. A tech that I worked with at a car dealership used to do it to customers he didn't like: "Here are your keys, just sign here for the warranty work and you're on your way..." It can even last for up to 20 minutes I've heard. Try it out. Murdoch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 A little more passing gas humour http://toilette-humor.com/pooboy.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest broke Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 How about flying to work on west jet and dozens of people are letting them rip, christ I almost puke sometimes. BUT THEN ITS MY TURN. Payback is a biatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ame206350 Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 We have had a lot of fun with our DOM's remote fart machine. It's got like 10 different farts and you can hide the thing behind someone's desk and then watch hilarity ensue. Anyone who doesn't jump out and buy one before the weekend is out is an idiot. http://www.shockinglighters.net/fartmachin...CFReHhgod4DDqaA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transquebecniece Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Two pages, no less...too funny. Boyz, boyz, boyz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ame206350 Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Two pages, no less...too funny. Boyz, boyz, boyz! Don't feel left out - flatulence is for everyone! :up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transquebecniece Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 I appreciate the sentiment, ame123456 (), but living with five guyz and two male dogs, it's highly unlikely I will ever feel "left out" in this arena anytime soon. Eeeww, eeewww, eeeww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 When I used to instruct in the 300's. On occasion I would let a good one rip....then just before the smell hit ask the student..."Do you smell avgas!!?" Then they usually get all worried and have a big whiff! HAHAHA Bit of an *** of a thing to do...but all the instructors found it funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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