More Helicopter Drug Smuggling!

[helicopterjim]

You know your from Newfoundland when....

They sound just like the people I know from Saskatchewan.

[twinstar_ca]

hey, i resemble that remark!!!! :shock:

[N1]

New tunnels discovered!

[cap]

T. S. -------- here about the Mountie in SK who stopped a car and asked " Got any I.D. sir?" The driver replied "Bout what Officer?"

[twinstar_ca]

lmao, cap!!!

 

things you should never say to a policeman:

 

"sure you can see my licence and registration.. here, hold my beer!!"

"you're not gonna look in the trunk, are you??"

"didn't i see you get your *** kicked on cops last week??"

 

[cap]

T.S..................................NEWS FLASH!!!

 

 

Saskatchewan's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, plioted by two Uinversity of Saskatchewan students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

 

 

 

The owner of a golf course in SK was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

 

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Saskatchewan and I need some help".

 

"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take-off?"

 

The secretary thought for a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings".

 

(You just gotta love those Saskatchewan women)

[twinstar_ca]

lmao!!! ummm.. you got a phone number for her, cap??

[Skids Up]

things you should never say to a policeman:....

 

To a 'Female Policeperson'

 

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" :cop:

[twinstar_ca]

didn't that line work for the butabi brothers, SU??

[Elvis]

It didn't work here as well in the first Cannonball movie