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[transquebecniece]

Yeah, Plinkerton. I coulda died 10x over by now! Yer a BIG help! I was laughin' cause I felt TOTALLY GYPPED that I missed out on PLATFORMS WITH SWIMMIN' FISH in 'em! Woooooooooo! :up: (Course, I'd never heard a Bee Gee/Astar connection before, either. Just struck me silly. )

[67november]

here ya go TQN just for you.

 

[transquebecniece]

SHUT UP AND GET BACK! HAAAAAAAA! :up: LOVE 'EM! I'd break me neck in 'em but how FUN is that?!! Look how stylin' they go with that Okie heli! AS IF!

[twinstar_ca]

lmao!! those shoes got "stuck in the pedals" written all over them!!!

 

i can only imagine the looks should a newby show up at cap's or don's or rev chuck's operations wearing them puppies!!!! how do they stand up to jet b dousing???

[STICKJIGGLER]

No way man, The shoes are cool. :up: I've seen 407Driver fly in them.

Of course the chicks were all over him, (just like fat kids on smarties)

 

As for the suit, c'mon man. Everyone wants to be able to strutt their stuff, its not about how you feel. It's all about how you look.....

 

TQN, like I said on the other thread. Are you sure you want a guy like Plink practising the Heimlich on you. Choking is not that bad, considering the alternative. :shock:

 

As for the "Lamb"... just can't do it.... It's our company mascot fer cryin out loud.

 

Jiggler

[Skids Up]

Are you sure you want a guy like Plink practising the Heimlich on you...

 

 

Two guys were sitting in the restaurant when they noticed a beautiful woman beginning to choke. As other patrons sat and stared, not knowing what to do, one of the guys jumped up and said. “I’m a helicopter pilot, and I know what to do!” :up:

 

Running over to the woman who was still choking, he quickly turned her around, knelt down behind her, and in one swift movement, grabbed her pants by the pockets and pulled them to the floor. In another well-practiced movement, the panties were next!

 

Without missing a beat, he leaned forward and ran his tongue up the butt crack. :bleh:

 

The woman gasped, startled by what was happening, and suddenly spit out the object she was choking on!

 

As things settled down, and the woman was able to collect herself and her clothes, and arranging them back in their proper position, she turned and asked in a loud embarrassed voice, ”Just what the *:censored:* do you think you are doing?”

 

The helicopter pilot replied, “I just finished a First Aid course where they taught us when someone was choking, how to do….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Are you ready?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...the Hind Lick Maneuver!”

[transquebecniece]

Pinch fer you, SKU!

 

Note to self: Add Heimlich to list of "never use around here" words right behind sheep and salad. Geesh! And if ya choke, keep it to yerself. Yer all bad, bad, bad!

 

See what ya started, 407D?! It's all yer fault!

[407 Driver]

Not to worry TQN, I have the perfect attachment for this thread.....

[transquebecniece]

Not to worry TQN, I have the perfect attachment for this thread.....

That fork in the road that veers off to the right...that's TQN Boulevard! :up: Yeehaw!

[Skidz]

Oh, you can all just "fork off" ... :blur:

 

But seriously folks, if this keeps up this thread'll end up in the funnies forum...