Immigration

[MuH!]

Don't let those dirty Aussies in, you know to clean one you have to use a wire brush

[cap]

flydock ------ I did the "Southeast Asia Wargames" with Aussies and they came in 2nd to no man, in anything. I'd serve with them again "in a New York minute". They performed their job very well, were "tough as nails" and were quick learners. When it came to the subject of drinking, womanizing and carousing, then they led and I followed because I couldn't keep up to that crowd. I could do one thing almost as well as they could though....and that was laugh......and laugh until my face muscles were sore and I couldn't cry anymore. My dad did WW2 and when I told him that I had served with a bunch of Aussies, he just autmatically started to giggle before I continued to say more.

 

Good crowd and considering some of the "scuzz-buckets" that Canada has allowed into the country as of late, we need a whole bunch more Aussies and a "dash" of Kiwis for good measure.

[T-rex]

Hey SoB you SoB!

 

I guess the US process must be rather easy of you made it through!!!!!

[Blackmac]

I had posted this on another thread, but thought it was more appropriate here.

 

Immigration Test

 

How to pass an immigration test in Canada...

 

Mujibar was trying to get into Canada legally through Immigration. The

Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one

more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Canada."

 

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

 

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

 

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

 

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

 

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and

say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar."

 

Mujibar now lives in Toronto, and works as an EMS pilot.

 

 

Cheers, Don

[67november]

I heard the US version of this joke this morning.

 

How to pass an immigration test in United States...

 

Gorge was trying to get into US legally through Immigration. The

Officer said, "Gorge, you have passed all the tests, except there is one

more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the US."

 

Gorge said, "I am ready."

 

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green and statue."

 

Gorge thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

 

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

 

Gorge said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and

say, 'Yellow, is statue."

 

Gorge now lives in Washington state, and works as Microsoft troubleshooter.

[Elvis]

 

 

That's bad as Archie Bunker's" Jose can You see?"

Edited August 1, 2005 by Elvis

[justfly]

... The majority of those polled also described the government as trustworthy...

:shock: - guess they've never heard about the Sponsorship/AdScam scandal!

[jetbox]

I can't wait till they have a survey asking wich nation lets their government give to them in the arse repeatedly. I don't think we'd have any competition on this one!

[justfly]

Unfortunately reminds me of the old joke, "what's the difference between ignorance & apathy? - I don't know and I don't care." :down: